2424 North University Parkway
Provo UT 84604
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MOST OF THE REVIEWS BELOW ARE WRITTEN BY MORONS. :)
BUT I GUESS I DON'T NEED TO STATE THE OBVIOUS. :)
Some of these writers would be better off spending their time writing entertaining books and making money doing so. Why waste such imaginations on theater reviews? Looking forward to your first books. Just a boring gal in Spanish Fork
kittens. hand dryers. kittens. hand dryers. kittens. hand dryers. kittens. hand dryers. kittens. hand dryers. kittens. hand dryers. kittens. hand dryers. nuff said.
OP!! Then I recause is covered swords ring day!!! Meow the so much the fair with the Kitten I hated to go to togetting was coming because is getting in poop!! Then we wheel.... MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW I recand I covere I hated the so darn cute ferris alized the poop!! Then we went together poop... IT WAS MY FRIEND!!! Grealive moving moew and he poop... but for kitten to to go to go the poop!! Then out I went to see was and kittens!!! Then the kitten eat my life a big steamy POOOP
The hare dryers were great! Thanks! And I think they restocked the kittens, adorable! This is off the hook!
All the Kittys gone! All! Eaten by THE MOME RATHS!!! Beware this place lest you be thrust into a heated debacle with sword of the exsymetry as your only defense! I scored the feat but lost the lady :(
I saw a huge kitten eat my friend and I hated the kitten so much.... but I couldn't do anything because it was so darn cute so I decied to go to the state fair with the Kitten and we went and enjoyed so amazing warm milk. As we watch the sunset onthe ferris wheel... it was such amazing day!!! Then I heard familar tune a spark of hope recandle in my life and I realized it was my friends ringtone. I went to see where the sound was coming from.... MEOW >>>>MEOW and there was a big steamy POOOP!! Then out of nowhere I saw something moving in the poop.... MEOW this is getting crazy MEOW.... IT WAS MY FRIEND!!! He is alive moew and he is covered in poop!! Meow then we grabbed swords and killed the kitten together!! Great Movies 8 its cheap just watch out for kittens!!!MEOW MOEW MOEW
My wife and I went to this theater one night and lo and behold, what did we see? You got it. A kitten.
Just so you know, I’m not the same person that wrote all those other stupid stories about the kittens. Anyway, we picked up this kitten thinking we’d find the rest of the kittens somewhere in a box. But as soon as we picked it up, we found it was wet and shivering. So I took it to the men’s restroom and put it under the hand dryer and turned it on. Oops!! Someone had hacked into the hand dryer and reversed the air blower. So then the kitten was sucked up into the dryer and it got stuck. What’s more, I couldn’t turn it off because the movement of the kitten kept activating the sensor. After about twenty minutes I walked out of the restroom and my wife asked what happened to the kitten. I told her I left it in the box that was in the restroom. I offered her some chicken and we watched a great movie.
I love this theater. very time I go there, I have another reason to feel good about Cinemark Provo Movies 8 in Provo, Utah.
I went to see "Lone Ranger" with my wife last night. During a quiet scene, I heard a metallic object rolling down the aisle. I went to see the manager, and he gave ma a tiny flashlight. I got down on my hands and knees, and searched the aisle down to the font. There, among some popcorn, I found a small silver ring. I took it to the bathroom and washed it, and dried it under the great hand dryer. Much to my surprise, it was the purity ring I had bought for my daughter last year, on her 18th birthday.
The blood drained from my face. I stormed back into the theater, looking for my daughter and her no-good boyfreind. I found them in the back of the theater, cleaning a box full of kittens that had had soda spilled on their fur. I returned the purity ring. The manager helped us finish cleaning up the kittens.
After the movie, My wife and I had chill time in the lobby bathroom with daughter and boyfreind. I had never talked to him much, and the time we spent allowed me to get to know him. I feel a lot better about him. I didn't know that he enjoyed kittens and hand dryers so much. I feel like he will be a part of the family from now on. He gave me the purity ring, because my daughter won't be needing it any more.
me likes big peeples and specially when they's warm frum blowdwyer. I gets yummy popkorns when peepl UH OH! they dwop them frum mouf when they talk during movee. lol! they wet frum peepl mouf but I drys them with blowdwyer and they's yummy!!! I weely like when I gets inside box and like WOW! SO SOFT wif all these Kittens in here! But one kitten got burnt to a cwisp inside the blowdwyer. p.s. i is not cats meow
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