Cinemark Provo Movies 8 Movie Showtimes
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4:20pm, 9:50pm
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12:45pm, 7:00pm, 12:30am
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12:20pm, 3:25pm, 6:30pm, 9:35pm, 12:35am
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12:25pm, 3:15pm, 6:40pm, 9:30pm, 12:20am
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2:00pm, 7:10pm, 12:25am
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6:45pm, 9:25pm, 12:10am
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12:25pm, 2:45pm, 5:05pm, 7:25pm, 9:45pm, 12:05am
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11:45am, 2:05pm, 4:25pm
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11:30am, 2:15pm, 4:50pm, 7:30pm, 10:10pm
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Oz The Great and Powerful in 3D
1:05pm, 4:15pm, 7:15pm, 10:15pm
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4:30pm, 9:40pm
User reviews on Cinemark Provo Movies 8
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me likes big peeples and specially when they's warm frum blowdwyer. I gets yummy popkorns when peepl UH OH! they dwop them frum mouf when they talk during movee. lol! they wet frum peepl mouf but I drys them with blowdwyer and they's yummy!!! I weely like when I gets inside box and like WOW! SO SOFT wif all these Kittens in here! But one kitten got burnt to a cwisp inside the blowdwyer. p.s. i is not cats meow -
My wife and I love this theater. The decor is top notch and the boxes of kittens is a classy touch. While I have never swam there from England, the Provo River conveniently flows right pass the theatre. My wife and I strip down to our scivvies and leisurely float to the theatre daily. We relish the long lines of people waiting to welcome us to the theatre. It can be cold waiting in line, but the staff will bring you a warm kitten upon request. The seats in the theatre are soft and springy. The cat fur caresses you as the crackling speakers soothe your ears. The real treat was bathroom. Usually I avoid washing my hands in public, but the gentle hum of the hand dryer pulls you in like a moth to a flame. A wonderful night out for only nickel s -
You may be wondering. . . why is such a handsome man like myself using my free time to write a movie review for cinemark movies 8 in provo? I will spin you a tale, a tale of mystery, intrigue, death, kittens and even sexy kittens. I was born TJ houshmanzadah in the quiet farmlands of the Alaskan fisheries. Death and despair soon become my friends as the cold nights passed by on the fishing boats. That is why I am here in Provo.
The tale continues. I soon met my second wife, which is odd because I had not yet obtained a first wife. Yet this is where the tale gets interesting. . .
We walk into the theater and what do we see???
KITTENS
A massive army, a terrible hoard of deadly and diabolical kittens that marched towards our ranks. I bowed my head in acceptance of the defeat that was soon upon us. Yet when all seemed lost, an ally rode to our aid!
The blow dryers! how elegant, how sweet the taste of friendship that swelled within my breast, words cannot express. They rode to our aid.
yet the battle was not over. Or was it?
Yes it was
The Post war years were hard, economy was poor and I got myslef in with a bad crowd. . . the sexy kittens
yes I will admit it, I was seduced by these kittens that seemed so happy cute and playful that I could not resist their soft meows that seemed to hush all my cares. Yet my second wife was jealous, so she threw the cat in the blow dryer! but that did nothing, so she put it in the microwave and hit the defrost button. . . it was soon all over for my kitten friend, I will never forget that cute kitten, whether it was a he or she I do not know, all I know is that I loved her/him.
and so my tale ends in despair, a deep pitch black cavern of sadness,
Provo Cinemark 4/5 stars- the experience was tasty, yet it needed a little more butter, if you know what I mean. . . . and if you know what I mean, I would like for you to tell me because im not sure what I myself mean -
It's obvious most of these reviews are by the same person. IMHO that person should get a blog for all these stories. They don't really belong here. This theater is affordable. Seating isn't very comfortable but for the price you can usually tolerate it. -
My boyfriend and I heard there were kittens for sale at this theater so we decided to stop by really quick. Turns out we picked a bad day to come. It was a Monday and the place was filled with people divided into groups and I figured they were up to something because they could not stop smiling. I think the people who looked like boys were actually girls with short hair. They are acted the exact same so I couldn't tell. I also think they worship popcorn because when they got some they all bowed for it and started whispering to themselves. Anyway, I had to pee so I went into the restroom and I ended up falling in the toilet. That's when I noticed the hand dryers. My gosh, they were beautiful. I was dry in .60 seconds. My movie was starting so I grabbed a free muffin they had out and sat behind some of the cult people talking about what they were going to do to prepare for when "He comes again." I knew something was up. But I just ignored it and finished watching my movie. At the end my boyfriend and I got free kittens so I guess it was pretty cool. -
da fuq did I just read? you're welcome -
This movie theatre has wonderful hare dryers... you mean they are not for your hares? Well my box of hares liked being next to them. BTW when I left them I thought I lost them after I walked out of the theatre one of the wonderful managers there said "HEY WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR HARES" btw "WE found a wife, a child, and a box of kittens too in lost in found" "would you like them?" I said sure.. why not I could raise a family.... sometimes I sneak away from my wife, child, hares, kittens and other things and go back to this theatre to cheat with the hare... I mean blow dryers... they are so wonderful they do a great job blowing my parts especially my large hands. I have to say that this is about the best place to go to use a hand dryer that also I think shows nightly Twilight movies? One time I went there and said hey Manager can you show me the way to the dryers.. he said sure and led me into this cave behind the screen.. I was going to be scared but at the end I found this cave full of hand dryers it was warm there and this buttler guy named Alfred said... wait my master would like to say hi... this guy in a tight suit with nipples on it came and said I am Batman... I have something for you and he gave me a box of robins. Just a wonderful time I have there blowing my parts, hanging out with Batman and feeding robins to my box of kittens while looking at my wife through 3D glasses that they give at the door and watching my kid that I got for free at the door run around the lobby.... Fun was had by all.. -
All of these reviews are really stupid. I just created an acount on here just to say that. The only reason I am still writing is because I need to have 45 words in order to post this stupid thing on the website. I like the theater though. -
Me and my 16th century army were about to attack the place, as we heard the hand driers were excellent, and that we must own them!
But we got distracted by some kittens, and then decided to watch twilight, after seeing such an atrocity we decided others things had to be destroyed, so we left peacefully, and thanked the wonderful staff for such a lovely time, they even let us keep some baked kittens to eat on our quest ahead! -
I went to movies 8 to watch a movie about kittens but was surprised to find a theater full of kittens who thought they were there to watch a movie about me. I'm not a movie star or anything and to be honest I didn't even watch the movie because we got in a scary butter fight and I got some in my eyes (butter with tufts of kitten fur in it). The kittens ganged up on me and after drying the butter on me REAL good in the bathroom they put me in a box and tried to sell me but I think they were kind of joking about that
