Vampires Suck Movie Reviews

Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

Release Date: Aug 18, 2010

Genre: Comedy

Rating: (PG-13)

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  • 3
    My son and I rented the dvd. It had a few laugh out loud moments. It did a good job making fun of everything in the original. If you're looking for a great movie, you'll be disappointed, but if you watch it for what it is -- a spoof -- it's entertaining. I would not pay top $ to watch this movie in a theatre, but it's worth the $1 we paid to rent it and watch it at home with some microwave popcorn.
  • 3
    My wife is a huge fan of the TWILIGHT series. It is a series of gothic romance novels that have been converted into a very successful series of movies.
    TWILIGHT came out in 2008, NEW MOON in 2009 and ECLIPSE in 2010.
    The saga takes place in Forks, WA where it rains all the time. Bella is a sweet young thing who has a romantic link with a hunky vampire but also has strong feelings for a super sexy werewolf. I can’t follow the plot but Elaine loves it and that’s all that matters.
    I am however a huge fan of HBO’s TV series TRUE BLOOD. It takes place in the Louisiana bayous. Someone invented a synthetic blood and because of it, vampires no longer need to hide. They can come out into society and mingle with humans and have no need to eat them. Season 3 starts soon and I highly recommend it. I suggest that you rent Season 1 and season 2 before you start watching Season 3.

    VAMPIRES SUCK is a spoof film akin to the SCARY MOVIE series, EPIC MOVIE, DISASTER MOVIE and ROMANCE MOVIE. To appreciate VS you have to be a TWILIGHT fan. If you haven’t seen the saga, don’t bother with VS. If you are a fan, do what we did- pay $3.25 to catch a matinee on a 100 degree F day.
  • 5
    this movie was very funny.i give it 5 stars!i realy liked it:0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 1
    great website, but no prices, apparently its free, thanks for the prices ass holes
  • 4
    i loved it, the humor was so stupid it was funny. they made fun of everything they possibly could about the twilight saga. however, i dont think it was worth goin to the theater for. i would recommend waiting until it comes out on dvd so it will be cheaper.
  • 2
    Had a few funny parts. Took my 9 year old daughter which was a big mistake. Lots of profanity & sexual situations (had to cover her eyes on a couple different occasions). Otherwise wouldn't consider it a waste of $$$ to see.
  • 1
    Wow the movie sucked there was a couple funny parts thats it but its stupid!!
  • 5
    i love the way the vampires bite the girls necks.. it just so skilled and quick. their pale faces make me want to be bitten. i love how edward is so hip and poppin'. jacob's pretty hott when he turns into a chihuaha .. he's so tiny.. so cold .. so smexy

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