Please, please, please Hollywood stop making these movies. These arenâ€™t funny and they are just painful. I believe that these stupid movies prove that we are a society in decline and moving towards our ultimate destruction. And shame on you Freddy Muniz and Michael Cera for ever agreeing to do this, how can you look at yourself in the mirror knowing that you helped perpetuate this blight on the film industry? OK so they paid you, where is your artistic integrity? Director Adam Epstein also wrote Not Another Teen Movie and the Mummy Parody, this is his first time in the directorâ€™s chair, although you canâ€™t blame a guy for trying (or can you?).
OK Scary Movie was funny, but thatâ€™s because it basically only parodied two movies, Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. And since it did so well theyâ€™ve come out with Scary Movie 2, 3, up to 5000 and then there is Disaster Movie, Blockbuster Movie and other equally lame ideas. In Scary Movie the makers were able to blend physical comedy with smart humor that satirized the two movies. Fast forward eight years and the smart humor is gone and itâ€™s all just poop jokes and getting kicked in the balls. Just because you reference a movie and then fall down or add jokes about having sex with animals does not make it funny.
I think we should start arresting anyone who evens mentions that one of these movies is a good idea or that another one should be made anytime soon.