Does a Hunger Games Bow & Arrow Make You Sexy?
We have gone absolutely Hunger Games crazy here at HQ – so much so that we took the afternoon off and spent a few hours at the archery range with they sort of bow and arrow Katniss would be comfortable with. We thought that we would be hitting bulls eyes within a few minutes, but in fact we ended up looking like total dorks. In fact, we looked like such un-sexy dorks on the range that we were inspired to see how others actors look with a bow and arrow. Here are the results:
Amazingly, Jennifer Lawrence, who plays Katniss in Hunger Games, told host David Letterman she hates herself and looking in the mirror, and that she is a “Troll.” All we can say is Jennifer you have no idea what you are talking about!
Lucy Liu plays Sadie Blake, a journalist who becomes acquainted with a group of beautiful but doomstruck partiers while following a story, led by Bishop (Jameson D’Arcy). While Sadie is attracted to Bishop’s looks and charm, she senses there’s something evil about him, but it’s not until she wakes up in the city morgue that she learns his secret — Bishop is a vampire, and Sadie has joined his underlings as one of the undead. Angry and betrayed, Sadie is determined to stop Bishop and his compatriots, and she prowls the city with bow and arrow, ready to stake them from a distance when she spies them. And damn does Lucy look sexy with a bow and arrow
Even though she is married with child, we still have not given up on spending our lives with Nathalie Portman. Honestly, I think she does it better than Katniss!
Jessica Biel set out to kill Vampires and drove an arrow through our heart.
Ella Raines – made the bow and arrow sexy and set a standard for everyone else.
NOT SO SEXY
There is something about 80’s style that does not always age well. Case in point Carol Bouquet as scientist turned killer Judy Havelock in For Your Eyes Only. Not exactly our favorite James Bond and not exactly a bow and arrow, so it does not exactly do it for us.
Must be the fact that her age makes it illegal, but call us in a few years and we will tell you if we think Saoirse Ronan would have been sexier in hunger games.
As we found out on our own the other day, you can lose all sex appeal the moment you pick up a bow and arrow.